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(no subject) [Jan. 7th, 2008|11:15 pm]
Don Pablo
[mood |uncomfortableuncomfortable]

WHo still checks LiveJournal?????
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(no subject) [Sep. 11th, 2003|02:19 am]
Don Pablo
[mood |amusedamused]

A few tips for when your out to eat

-It's a good idea to READ the damn menu
-Don't shake you empty glass at me. I see it. Don't forget I have to go in the back(where you cant see) and refill it...And i'll take my time getting to it
-When I'm trying to tell you something.. Get off the phone and stop talking
-lets all say this together "Please" and "thank you"
-If you had a real good time please tip like you did. YOur verbal tip wont pay my rent
-If you ask for something, dont bitch about it when you get it.
-please control your kids
-when i tell you that the plate is real hot and I'm holding it with a towel. I'm not lying. and I will laugh at you when you touch it and burn yourself
-please don't ask for water and a lot of lemons and make your own lemonade... If you cant afford a lemonade, get the fuck out
-please don't hand me a plate when I'm already caring 3 plates in my hands. If you really want i'll try and balance your plate on my head.
-If you just waited an hour for the table and then you order a well done steak.. Its going to take more then 10 minutes to get your food
-If you make the worlds best lasagna.. Dont order it at a resturant
-Orzo Pasta is NOT rice. Its PASTA not rice. after I tell you 5 times its not rice please don't refer to it as rice, I will just ignore your dumb ass.



Here are my favorite questions
-No you can not order off the kids menu
-Yes, there is meat in the "meat sauce"
-water is free...and i'll throw on a lemon if you ask
-Do you have water?
-"The menu says its spicy, and you said its spicy. So is it spicy?"
-"Last time i was here,like a month ago, I ordered a dish with BLAH BLAH BLAH, I dont see it on the menu do you know what it was?"
ME: No sir, we don't have anything like that, How about this(recomend something similar)....
Them:"Last time I was here I had it, You most be new."
ME "nope not new.. Been here over 2 1/2 years.. Your thinking about the wrong resturant"
-"Do you have wine?" No maam, this bottle that I'm holding that says Chianti is filled with grape juice
-"Is that your real name?" you got me,Marc is the most creative name I could come up with
-Yes there are meat balls in the meat ball Lasagna
-No you can't bring in your own drinks
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(no subject) [Dec. 27th, 2002|03:14 am]
Don Pablo
I'm back.....

I think my last update was me leaving for england(U.K.)..well i've been back about 2 weeks now. anyways heres the story behind my trip..
I was on MSN messenger talking to my friend jamie who lives in england, he tells me i should fly to England for another visit(was there 2 summers ago), while talking to him I check priceline and see flights are about $500, then check my credit card statement online and find that visa uped my limit $500...next thing i know Im on a plane 2 weeks later flying to England.

England recap:
walk off plane to see snow
party in Padstow, Cornwall
Party in Cardef, Wales
-Meet real life football(soccer) hooligans
-use american accent to get into clubs
-got to a club that had a hour and half wait in below 0 degrees, walked right up to
bouncers talked to them and got right in.
- got into another pub earlier in the night
-piss off cops in druken stooper

Party in Bristol, England
-crash bachelorete(bride to be party) party

Post U.K. vacation
-spent way to much money
-VISA still hasn't charged me the $505 for the plane ticket
-spent to much money
-met up with old friend
-had about 10 days to come up with rent(4 more days)
-spent too much money
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(no subject) [Dec. 7th, 2002|02:04 am]
Don Pablo
sunday/moday= Miami
TUESDAY= England
cant wait
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aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh [Dec. 3rd, 2002|06:21 pm]
Don Pablo
Have my last exam of the semester in 40 minutes!!!!!! Just want to get it over with
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(no subject) [Dec. 2nd, 2002|02:00 pm]
Don Pablo


I'M 105 PROOF. HOW DRUNK ARE YOU?
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CD review time [Nov. 30th, 2002|11:11 pm]
Don Pablo
got some new cds over the past few weeks, this is how i would rank them.

1) Chevelle (by far the best of the 4)
2) Taproot
3a) StoneSour
3b) Queens of a Stone Age
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(no subject) [Nov. 24th, 2002|08:50 pm]
Don Pablo
Decided at the last second to drive home to suprise mom.. She was real shocked and happy to see me. I spent most of the day with her, church, eating and shopping... Now its time to do homework(if i was in olando right now i'd be going out with friends) which I really need to do. Don't worry all you Pinellas folk, i'll be back in town wed, so we can hang out and do things, I just really need to study tonight.
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war [Nov. 21st, 2002|12:41 pm]
Don Pablo
[mood |determined]
[music |StoneSour]

Time for the battle I've put off for a few weeks.
ME vs. My room

If you dont hear from me in a few days send a search party(might be under the pile of clean cloths on my couch)
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(no subject) [Nov. 20th, 2002|01:48 pm]
Don Pablo
anyone want to jet off to England with me after finals???? $408 and free place to stay?
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